Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Yeah well my penis is the light and it has tunnel vision. And that tunnel runs all the way from Virginia to Asstoria.
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My Blood Runs Cold Issues
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Yeah well my penis is the light and it has tunnel vision. And that tunnel runs all the way from Virginia to Asstoria.
The Question
Eternal
Yeah, that's just... I didn't need to read that, frankly. Being a writer, reporter, and editor, I read everything. I didn't need to read that.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Well too bad. Put on yer big boy pants because I'm about to bust a nut as I bust out some MILF erotic fanfiction starring your mom and me.
The Question
Eternal
I think you mean GILF. That'd make you worse'n a motherfucker -- a grandmotherfucker. Nasteh.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
No, I meant MILF. I only do GILFs when they become sexy dead corpses. Has your granny been coffin lately?
The Question
Eternal
Well, you're too late for my ma, then. My kid sister's got teenage kids of her own.
The Question
Eternal
No, not my old, your old. I don't want that old. You keep that old all to yourself.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Harumph. No one likes a grammar Nazi. Except 'Gear. When he does it, it's hilarious.
The Question
Eternal
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
People who can spell, punctuate, and write properly do.
That just ain't you, bub.
I spend all damn day writing grammar perfect letters to dumbass semi-literate customers, I think I'm allowed to be a lazy writer* in my off time.
*see also "The Saint" when he attempts to write a book whose title ripped off from the J Geils Band's autobiography.
The Question
Eternal
No. You're not allowed. No con permiso. Das ist verboten.
Also, the working title of the book is not the title of that song, and was included in the chorus of the song because it has been a common idiom for a very, very long time. You goddamned squash, you.
Also, the working title of the book is not the title of that song, and was included in the chorus of the song because it has been a common idiom for a very, very long time. You goddamned squash, you.
The Question
Eternal
My book has nothing to do with the lines "My angel is a centerfold". Besides, you minging minker, the new generation doesn't even know that song. They do still know the idiom "my blood runs cold", though.
Prat.
Prat.
The Question
Eternal
Derp.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
I love you too buddy. Let's get drunk and naked in a hot tub. Your mama can join us too.
The Question
Eternal
Yeah, I'ma sit that one out. Tell you what, you plunk her in the hot tub. There won't be room for you. Never fear, though, just bring a surfboard and you can ride the tsunami to somewhere good.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
LIke her vagina aka the Tunnel of Love aka the Tunnel of Lube?
The Question
Eternal
You appear to have no knowledge of wave mechanics.