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mY DIAGNOSIS IS NOW COMPLETE

jack said:
It wasn't a tumor.

Just gas.

See you in a couple of days.
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Hey jack, that's great!

I'll try not to clutter this thread up, since people are probably lining up in droves to wish you good health and continued expressive and thoughtful genitalia references.

FUCK YEAH!!1
 
I would like to add my two cents by wishing Jack Venooker the long, painful death he so very much deserves. Die screaming, you worthless old fool!
 
Messenger said:
Geedis, didn't you take his trophy from him?

How does that make you feel?
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I don't know about any trophy. Does Vap have a pot of gold like the other leprechauns?
 
Geedis said:
HELLO MY NAME IS GEEDIS AND I FOLLOW JACK AROUND LIKE A PET BUT I THINK I AM TROLLING HIM WHEN ACTUALLY I AM DOING NOTHING OTHER THAN SHOWING HOW MUCH IN THE PALM OF JACK'S HAND I TRULY AM. HELL - IF HE WASN'T HERE, I WOULDN'T BE HERE EITHER, AND PRACTICALLY EVERY ONE OF MY POSTS IS ABOUT HIM! I HAVE NO PERSONALITY, UNLIKE THE PERSON I AM TRYING SO HARD TO TROLL, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL I CAN DO!
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Did somebody finally beat some sense into him?
 
Gagh said:
Did somebody finally beat some sense into him?
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If my personality has failed to make an impression on you, Glaghk, let me attempt to remedy the situation by inviting you to strip naked, lay down on your back, firmly grasp your barely-visible penis in your right hand, and open your mouth wide while I take a runny shit all over your moronic face.
 
GLAGHK??!?!?!!?! AHAHAHGAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG YOU ARE SUCH AN AMUSING PERSON! TELL ME, CAN YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT JACK'S PRESENCE ON HERE? I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY DISAPPEAR FROM VIEW UNTIL HE'S BACK, SO YOU CAN REAPPEAR LIKE THE HORRIBLY DEVOUT PEON YOU ARE TO HIM?
 
Gagh said:
GLAGHK??!?!?!!?! AHAHAHGAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG YOU ARE SUCH AN AMUSING PERSON! TELL ME, CAN YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT JACK'S PRESENCE ON HERE? I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY DISAPPEAR FROM VIEW UNTIL HE'S BACK, SO YOU CAN REAPPEAR LIKE THE HORRIBLY DEVOUT PEON YOU ARE TO HIM?
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Why did you lie to these retarded kids about having a stomach tumor, Mister Gnome?
 
Gagh said:
You quoted me, and replied to me as if I were jack, you fucking twat.
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I will admit to a certain clumsiness when it comes to hitting the right buttons, Jack.

However, I am not a walking dildo with nothing better to do than post hundreds of times a day to this virtual home for the mentally deficient...does that sound like anyone you know?
 
Excuse me, I made another mistake; instead of typing "hundreds of times per day," I should've typed "44.57 times per day."

It's still a scary number, don't you think?
 
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