mY DIAGNOSIS IS NOW COMPLETE

[Sarek]

However, I am not a walking dildo with nothing better to do than post hundreds of times a day to this virtual home for the mentally deficient...does that sound like anyone you know?

Psst, next time you want to point out how mentally deficient someone is, check your post count, look in the mirror, and stop stalking people on the net first.

It might help your case.

 

[jack]

 

[Baby_Manson_Jr]

It wasn't a tumor.

Just gas.

See you in a couple of days.

Next time just do it. If it's gas, no big deal. If you shit, just get you mommy to clean you up. Easy.

 

[Kefka]

How easy?

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

I'm still hoping jack ends up with a tumor, somehow.

 

[Jack .]

A BUTT TUMOR!!!!

 

[Bickendan]

Such idiocy.

 

[Conchaga]

this thread needs more pussy

 

[Tyrant]

This still makes me laugh every fucking time. How does Gagh do it??

The world may never know.

 

[King_Craig]

hope you die jack , and a tumer sounds great , means you will have to stay alive knowing your vdieing every day of your life which realy is just an extended death row spot.....

 

[Tyrant]

hope you die jack , and a tumer sounds great , means you will have to stay alive knowing your vdieing every day of your life which realy is just an extended death row spot.....

Shut the fuck up.

 

[jack]

Damn, I forgot about this

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Are we being moderated?

 

[Enkephalen]

Guess I lost that bet.

 

[jack]

Guess I lost that bet.

You know, in your very own sweet inimitable way, you're quite the cunt.

 

[Enkephalen]

Hmmm, I don't know whether I should blush and smile bashfully, or put the muzzle of a gun underneath your chin and go PMS on you. You confuse me Jack.

 

[jack]

You don't scare me. Your vagina is just as soft and furry as any other female's.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You don't scare me. Your vagina is just as soft and furry as any other female's.

The female ultimate weapon: with you focused on that, you'll never know what she's doing with her hands.

 

[Bickendan]

I will admit to a certain clumsiness when it comes to hitting the right buttons, Jack.

However, I am not a walking dildo

Uh, yes. Yes you are. And you're so desperately trying to penetrate Jack.
Two hints: First, lube helps. Second, the lost puppy shtick don't work.