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My feet fucking STINK

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Perhaps I should have went with the "no socks" lifestyle change and let my bare feet "air out" because they stink like fucking stinky stinkers right now contained with a sock prison!
 
You should kill them.
 
My feet never smell. I am a surprisingly non-scented person.
 
I CAN SMELL GOD ADKLJAJKL;LK;J

OMG VICADIN YOU ARE LIKE SWEET AMBROSIA.
 
Maybe you are a vampire.
 
Swap your feet with your hands. Be careful though as it's a little like "turning the pants" - eventually something comes back to bite you on the bum.
 
She's got toe-thumbs!
 
No one likes Vicodin as much as me? Aww. Poo.
 
Wacky's got feet!?
 
Suprising, I know.
 
NOT MUCH LONGER.
 
listen. there's more to this than meets the eye.
 
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
 
CaptainWacky said:
NOT MUCH LONGER.
WELL THEY SAY YOUR FEET AND YOUR COCK SHOULD BE THE SAME LENGTH LOL
 
Who says, people with unrealistic expectations!?
 
All men are liars at heart, that's the beauty of the world which we will blow up any minute LOL
 
The following is a lie. The preceding is the truth.

IT'S A RIDDLE.
 
My god, a necro thread and I posted in it.

What does this mean?
 
We're all going to die?
 
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