My new favorite side effect.

[Ishcabittle]

Zelnorm - medication for constipation

Side effects include: diarrhea, diarrhea with fading and dizzyness

FADING AND DIZZYNESS.

You are going to shit yourself to sleep on the toilet.

 

[Henoch]

You are going to shit yourself to sleep on the toilet.

Or if you can't make it to the toilet you'll shit yerself to sleep somewhere else. Sounds exciting to me. Do i need a prescription for this drug?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You could just OD on chocolated Ex-Lax instead...

 

[The Question]

Somehow, I foresee the youth of tomorrow picking up laxatives as recreational drugs and going on wild public shitting sprees.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Usually starts in Japan, then "spreads" to the rest of Western civ.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

OMG SHITTING JAPANESE ZOMBIES INVADE! NEWS AT 10 ON CHANNEL 25 ON YOUR SIDE!

TIPS FOR DODGESHIT STRATEGIES AND TACTICS!

 

[Ishcabittle]

that's the thing, this medication is for getting rid of chronic constipation... constipation that is causing terrible abdominal pain...

NOW TAKE THESES MEDS THAT MAKE YOU FIRE A CHOCOLATE WATERFALL OUT YER BUM!??!?!?!? SIGN ME UP FOR MORE (i mean some) OF THAT!!!

 

[The Question]

Attack of the foaming sprayhead children...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NOW TAKE THESES MEDS THAT MAKE YOU FIRE A CHOCOLATE WATERFALL OUT YER BUM!??!?!?!? SIGN ME UP FOR MORE (i mean some) OF THAT!!!

Mmmm, you make it sound so "Willy Wonka" when you put it that way...

 

[Ishcabittle]

I must admit that Roald Dahl has a firm grip on my creative psyche.

 

[Gagh]

Zelnorm - medication for constipation

Side effects include: diarrhea, diarrhea with fading and dizzyness

FADING AND DIZZYNESS.

You are going to shit yourself to sleep on the toilet.

Fading, what, like OUT OF THE UNIVERSE, and shit? B&B must have read the side effects for Zelnorm for most of their Trek plots.