The Question
Eternal
No, really. I listed my cock on eBay.
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My Penis Is Up For Auction
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Homo Erectus
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I bid four sheckels.
The Question
Eternal
No, 'cause I made the whole thing up, THAT'S WHY! 
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Loktar
Pinata Whacker
No, 'cause I made the whole thing up, THAT'S WHY!
Oh boy, the loan shark I borrowed the rupees and sheckels from isn't goin to be happy about that. I promised to deliver him a prime cut of penis.
well u will just have to offer him up your pathetic one as a buy off.
The Question
Eternal
Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHO said anything about it bein' detached?! :scared:
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
It works for wanking.....to me that makes it a not so pathetic penis.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
I think he's offended we didn't offer gold, silver, or diamonds for a penis with such ornate chiseled features.
if thats all it works for that makes it extra pathetic.
cant you even weight lift with it, or make a nice ceasar salad with it or something?
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Sure, if I want to eat my penis, or snap it in half.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Well I've never tried using it for anything other than peeing and wanking.
except maybe my own little "private" puppet shows. lol j/k
i know you well enough to assertain that is not a j/k
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
ok dude whatevs :rollseyes: