My superpowers await me

[headvoid]

Next week I will become radioactive for a short period.

I am assured it will be mainly dull, rather than like the below:

I still want a superpower at the end of it.

Please do not ask too much about it, I am sure you can all work out why. It is not as dramatic as it may appear, I will be absolutely fine.

Lets talk about what kind of radioactive animal I might consider taking into the room!

 

[Cassie]

A radioactive squirrel, IMO.

 

[headvoid]

My costume will be er.. unique.

STAY OUT OF THE WAY OF MY BUSHY TAIL MR EVIL CRIMINAL!

 

[Cassie]

Or if you really want to strike terror into the hearts of man, a radioactive GOOSE would do the trick.

 

[headvoid]

I never thought of being evil!

 

[Cassie]

Evil is always my first thought, but I try to keep that a secret.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know if you can get metal feet from radiation. I'll have to check the HANDBOOK (there isn't a handbook.)

((But really I hope everything goes well but I'm not good at expressing feelings so metal feet lol.))

:mrsa:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A turtle or armadillo - they come with their own ablative armor, which would be super-fortified by the waves. JUST LIKE FUTURE JANEWAY.

Positive thoughts for smooth sailing!

 

[Dr Dave]

Or if you really want to strike terror into the hearts of man, a radioactive GOOSE would do the trick.

Yes, give the guy in marketing ideas like that...

 

[Dr Dave]

I never thought of being evil!

Sure...

 

[Love Child]

A turtle or armadillo - they come with their own ablative armor, which would be super-fortified by the waves. JUST LIKE FUTURE JANEWAY.

Positive thoughts for smooth sailing!

For some reason i thought turtle as well, but that has been done before. How about like a whale or bird of some sort or a bear even!

No! have it! A radioactive beaver!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How about a kangaroo but with acid in its pouch that you can throw at villains.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And a second pouch at the shoulders that can be flipped up and worn like a hoodie TO SCARE PEOPLE.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Or if you really want to strike terror into the hearts of man, a radioactive GOOSE would do the trick.

No. He needs the bushy tail to paint with.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if you grow a Peter Dinklage head out of your spine?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Then you'll be in deep shit with the Lannisters.

 

[headvoid]

A Peter Dinklage head could be very useful.

 

[Cassie]

And sexy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be capable of independant thought and in constant pain.

 

[Cassie]

I was going to post about a cute radioactive pangolin but now I am filled with despair over Peter Dinklage's fully sentient head growing from headvoid's spine.