My superpowers await me

[Fuddlemiff]

A sloth with superpowers might be amusing. It could turn steel to liquid with a single glance, it could circle the globe in the blink of an eye, it... Can't be bothered to do any of these things.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And all the female celebrities would love you!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Yes they would because they could be the tall one.

 

[headvoid]

This worked extremely well. I am unlikely to ever have to do it again. I am very happy.

Unfortunately, I have no super powers.

It is a fair trade off.

 

[Cassie]

I am glad it's working.

YOUR SUPERPOWER IS MAKING US WANT THINGS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe your super power is to do with worms and you just haven't discovered it yet because you don't seek out worms.