Myleene Klass protests new "smug tax"

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm not thinking of me, I'm thinking of smug old women living in sheds," she said, smugly.

Bono was not available for comment as we didn't want to go up his own arse to talk to him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Also he seems to be keeping one step ahead of a clever but lethal assassin these days.

She should be glad they don't implement a Cleavage Tax.

 

[whisky]

I just lost my train of thought.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still hate her.

 

[headvoid]

Evil comes in many forms. Sometimes it comes as CUM lol BONK

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also holy shit the lyrics in the new Band Aid are so awkward.

 

[whisky]

God forbid they should come up with an entirely new song.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You know it's gonna be good when there were just as many pop stars who gave interviews about why they turned it down as there were pop stars who explained why they were participating.

 

[headvoid]

The New Band Aid song made my skin crawl, which is kind of odd as it's in aid of Ebola.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bono's reaching out and touching your ebola.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's gonna be hard with him in a body cast.

 

[FBI parte due]

Does Bono really eat plastic fruit?

 

['Gear]

Once a person decide colored sunglasses are a good idea in any given situation, it's all downhill from there.

Elton John.

 

[headvoid]

QOTW!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Does Bono really talk backwards and have all his interviews played in reverse?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Edge is fine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I KNEW IT.

>> Klass act <<
Myleene's merry-go-round

Ever since Myleene Klass took
on Ed Miliband, coaxing him
to start taxing glasses of
water, she has been all over
the papers. Such pesky press
intrusion has been playing
merry hell with her routine.

She became so discombobulated
this week that the poor lamb
started doing laps of Leicester
Square. Presumably she was
doing her best to avoid the
paparazzi, but somehow she
ended up retracing her steps
almost exactly and walking
past them a half-dozen times.