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Name all the things I can do on my lunch break!

Love Child

One Love
Now that I live close to work and I can go home for lunch I am so excited about all the things I can do on 1 hour!
I can take a shower!
I could walk the dog!
I could watch 45 min of a movie!
 
Do all at once!
 
Try to tickle your own feet.
 
SOME QUALITY ME-TIME WITH MISTER BUZZ BUZZ.
 
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
 
That could be one nickname for it. :yoohoo:
 
PHOTOSHOP YOURSELF INTO PHOTOS OF JEDWARD.
 
HEY! THAT'S MY THING!
 
You could buy a baseball bat and put on a different hat on it during your lunch breaks.
 
Ponder the meaning of life.
 
You could play this little piggy on your toes.
 
Love Child, u can fedEx me money, that's always a good thing.
 
Write a script for a "lost" Shakespeare play and fool the entire world.
 
OMG! Its almost my lunch break again!
I might be able to accomplish one of these items!!!!!
I can't wait!
 
You can call in sick to work for the afternoon and then party hard with sex addicted people who place ads at CRAIGSLIST.
 
You can rape yourself with garden utensils, that's always a lunch break pleaser. ;)
 
EAT LUNCH!

Did someone already say that? I DON'T CARE I'M NOT GOING BACK TO READ THE THREAD, I'M A REBEL :rwmad:
 
Eat someone else's lunch.
 
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