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Authorities say a Levy County man accidentally shot his wife while trying to hit a fox that had attacked her. The couple told deputies they had spotted an animal in their yard Friday morning and went outside to see what it was.

 

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The fox bit the woman on the left leg and wouldn't let go, so she told her husband to get a gun.

 

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The man fired a .22-caliber rifle seven times, killing the animal but also hitting his wife in the lower right leg.

 

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The woman was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.

 

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The dead fox will be tested for rabies, but authorities say the results won't be available until next week.

 

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AP: Odd News

Kayaking teens accused
of tiki bar beer theft ​

 

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Fri Jul 25,

 

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4:50 PM ET

 

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PORTER TOWNSHIP,

 

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Mich. -

 

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Two teenagers have been arrested after kayaking across a lake and stealing beer and energy drinks from a man's beachfront tiki bar.

 

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Lt. Bill Lux of the Van Buren County Sheriff's Office says officers were dispatched Thursday morning to Porter Township in western Michigan, about 60 miles south of Grand Rapids.

 

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Several cases of beer and a case of Red Bull had been stolen from a tiki bar on the shore of Cedar Lake. The owner said he saw two men paddling away in kayaks.

 

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Lux says some cans spilled into the water when one of the kayaks overturned. Police located the suspects by following the cans.

 

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Five other teens were arrested at the scene, one for marijuana possession and the rest for underage possession of alcohol. All are 15 to 18 years old.

 

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Reuters: Oddly Enough

Peru wants jail
for nude woman
using flag as saddle ​

 

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Thu Jul 24,

 

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9:58 AM ET

 

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LIMA

 

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