The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Well, den, why couldn't he say it?"
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Nascent Drama
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Why, he is a-saying it. That's a Frenchman's way of saying it."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Well, it's a blame ridicklous way, en I doan' want to hear no mo' 'bout it. Dey ain' no sense in it."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Looky here, Jim; does a cat talk like we do?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"No, a cat don't."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Well, does a cow?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"No, a cow don't, nuther."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Does a cat talk like a cow, or a cow talk like a cat?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"No, dey don't."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"It's natural and right for 'em to talk different from each other, ain't it?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Course."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"And ain't it natural and right for a cat and a cow to talk different from us?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Why, mos' sholy it is."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Well, then, why ain't it natural and right for a Frenchman to talk different from us? You answer me that."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Is a cat a man, Huck?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"No."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Well, den, dey ain't no sense in a cat talkin' like a man. Is a cow a man? -- er is a cow a cat?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"No, she ain't either of them."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Well, den, she ain't got no business to talk like either one er the yuther of 'em. Is a Frenchman a man?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Yes."