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Nascent Drama

You guys saying "Ew" and acting like 9 year olds makes me want to stuff you in a box and send you away. AND I DON'T MEAN MY FUCKING BOX EITHER! OR ANYONE ELSES! I MEAN A REAL FUCKING BOX!
A BROWN BOX WITH TAPE AND A MAILING LABEL. ONE THAT WILL SIT IN A UPS TRUCK FOR 5 DAYS!

That doesn't sound too bad. You are going poke a few airholes and leave us food and water, right?
 
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You guys saying "Ew" and acting like 9 year olds makes me want to stuff you in a box and send you away. AND I DON'T MEAN MY FUCKING BOX EITHER! OR ANYONE ELSES! I MEAN A REAL FUCKING BOX!
A BROWN BOX WITH TAPE AND A MAILING LABEL. ONE THAT WILL SIT IN A UPS TRUCK FOR 5 DAYS!

That's nice dear, tell us more about YOU! :D
 
That's nice dear, tell us more about YOU! :D

Tell us more about this brown box. Will it have cable? Internet connection? kittens to snuggle? Porn? Pictures of you to look at while we're being punished?
 
WHERE?????

Where is "away"? That's my question:

Abuh Dhabi?
Denmark?
The South Pole?
WHERE?
 
Where is "away"? That's my question:

Abuh Dhabi?
Denmark?
The South Pole?
WHERE?

Nowhere. And then one day we'll find ourselves in a warehouse full of rare artifacts wearing nothing but a variety of sandwich meats.
 
milk, milk, lemonade
around the corner, fudge is made
 
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I'll make you some fudge. Cum here kitteh!
 
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i iz hungee fer u1
 
Im not sure if I can trust any of your baked goods/beverages/anything.
 
Dirk,
 
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