Nascent Drama

[Dual]

FUCKING AND SUCKING AND TOUCHING
FUCKING AND SUCKING AND TOUCHING
FUCKING AND SUCKING AND TOUCHING
FUCKING AND SUCKING AND TOUCHING
...too be continued :techman:

'Cept you've only done one of the three, ja?

 

[Dark Pickle]

And for shits and giggles?

 

[Yub]

 

[Yub]

 

[Dark Pickle]

BACK TO SHAKESPEARE

HELENA
Fine, i'faith!
Have you no modesty, no maiden shame,
No touch of bashfulness? What, will you tear
Impatient answers from my gentle tongue?
Fie, fie! you counterfeit, you puppet, you!

 

[Dark Pickle]

HERMIA
Puppet? why so? ay, that way goes the game.
Now I perceive that she hath made compare
Between our statures; she hath urged her height;
And with her personage, her tall personage,
Her height, forsooth, she hath prevail'd with him.
And are you grown so high in his esteem;
Because I am so dwarfish and so low?
How low am I, thou painted maypole? speak;
How low am I? I am not yet so low
But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.

 

[Dark Pickle]

HELENA
I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen,
Let her not hurt me: I was never curst;
I have no gift at all in shrewishness;
I am a right maid for my cowardice:
Let her not strike me. You perhaps may think,
Because she is something lower than myself,
That I can match her.

 

[Dark Pickle]

HERMIA
Lower! hark, again.

 

[Dark Pickle]

HELENA
Good Hermia, do not be so bitter with me.
I evermore did love you, Hermia,
Did ever keep your counsels, never wrong'd you;
Save that, in love unto Demetrius,
I told him of your stealth unto this wood.
He follow'd you; for love I follow'd him;
But he hath chid me hence and threaten'd me
To strike me, spurn me, nay, to kill me too:
And now, so you will let me quiet go,
To Athens will I bear my folly back
And follow you no further: let me go:
You see how simple and how fond I am.

 

[Dark Pickle]

HERMIA
Why, get you gone: who is't that hinders you?

 

[Dark Pickle]

HELENA
A foolish heart, that I leave here behind.

 

[Dark Pickle]

HERMIA
What, with Lysander?

 

[Dark Pickle]

HELENA
With Demetrius.

 

[Dark Pickle]

LYSANDER
Be not afraid; she shall not harm thee, Helena.

 

[Dark Pickle]

DEMETRIUS
No, sir, she shall not, though you take her part.

 

[Dark Pickle]

HELENA
O, when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd!
She was a vixen when she went to school;
And though she be but little, she is fierce.

 

[Dark Pickle]

HERMIA
'Little' again! nothing but 'low' and 'little'!
Why will you suffer her to flout me thus?
Let me come to her.

 

[Dark Pickle]

LYSANDER
Get you gone, you dwarf;
You minimus, of hindering knot-grass made;
You bead, you acorn.

 

[Dark Pickle]

DEMETRIUS
You are too officious
In her behalf that scorns your services.
Let her alone: speak not of Helena;
Take not her part; for, if thou dost intend
Never so little show of love to her,
Thou shalt aby it.

 

[Dark Pickle]

LYSANDER
Now she holds me not;
Now follow, if thou darest, to try whose right,
Of thine or mine, is most in Helena.