The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Thisbe
As Shafalus to Procrus, I to you.
As Shafalus to Procrus, I to you.
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Nascent Drama
- Thread starter Bickendan
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Pyramus
O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!
O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Thisbe
I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all.
I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Pyramus
Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway?
Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway?
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Thisbe
'Tide life, 'tide death, I come without delay.
[Exeunt Pyramus and Thisbe]
'Tide life, 'tide death, I come without delay.
[Exeunt Pyramus and Thisbe]
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Wall
Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so;
And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.
[Exit]
Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so;
And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.
[Exit]
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
THESEUS
Now is the mural down between the two neighbours.
Now is the mural down between the two neighbours.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
DEMETRIUS
No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear
without warning.
No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear
without warning.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
HIPPOLYTA
This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.
This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
THESEUS
The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst
are no worse, if imagination amend them.
The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst
are no worse, if imagination amend them.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
HIPPOLYTA
It must be your imagination then, and not theirs.
It must be your imagination then, and not theirs.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
THESEUS
If we imagine no worse of them than they of
themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here
come two noble beasts in, a man and a lion.
[Enter Lion and Moonshine]
If we imagine no worse of them than they of
themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here
come two noble beasts in, a man and a lion.
[Enter Lion and Moonshine]
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Lion
You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear
The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor,
May now perchance both quake and tremble here,
When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar.
Then know that I, one Snug the joiner, am
A lion-fell, nor else no lion's dam;
For, if I should as lion come in strife
Into this place, 'twere pity on my life.
You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear
The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor,
May now perchance both quake and tremble here,
When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar.
Then know that I, one Snug the joiner, am
A lion-fell, nor else no lion's dam;
For, if I should as lion come in strife
Into this place, 'twere pity on my life.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
THESEUS
A very gentle beast, of a good conscience.
A very gentle beast, of a good conscience.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
DEMETRIUS
The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw.
The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
LYSANDER
This lion is a very fox for his valour.
This lion is a very fox for his valour.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
THESEUS
True; and a goose for his discretion.
True; and a goose for his discretion.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
DEMETRIUS
Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his
discretion; and the fox carries the goose.
Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his
discretion; and the fox carries the goose.
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