Nascent Drama

[Kitty]

It seems I've underestimated you Loktar, you actually have people believing this shit. Well played.

*tips hat*

Gagh thought my 'I Admit It' thread was serious? That explains his posts this afternoon.

 

[Loktar]

It seems I've underestimated you Loktar, you actually have people believing this shit. Well played.

*tips hat*

Why shouldn't they believe the truth? You stole Dual's account and then admitted it, why won't you do the same for me? I gave you the account willingly because I thought we were friends and I could trust you. Our friendship is officially over.

(this not a troll or an attempt to create fake drama. I am serious.)

 

[Dirk Funk]

opcorn:

 

[Kitty]

op2:

EDIT: Times Two! lol

 

[Yub]

Hummus seems to have ceased douchbaggery for the most part... but as long a the Funkwit keeps douching it up in these here Badlands, I will mock him for his complete, utter and total douchedom. He's a complete twat and I shall not idly stand by while he makes an ass of himself and not mock him. It's a disease, I know. A curse, a heavy burden yet I must bear it.

 

[The Dork Lord]

(this not a troll or an attempt to create fake drama. I am serious.)

!?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Hummus seems to have ceased douchbaggery for the most part... but as long a the Funkwit keeps douching it up in these here Badlands, I will mock him for his complete, utter and total douchedom. He's a complete twat and I shall not idly stand by while he makes an ass of himself and not mock him. It's a disease, I know. A curse, a heavy burden yet I must bear it.

So says the furry with the Ewok fetish.

 

[Loktar]

!?

Yes my sour pickle ex-friend. This is quite real and quite serious. But then again you knew this day would come. All our "fake" feuds contained the seeds of real underlying issues. They were bound to grow to the surface one day.

 

[The Dork Lord]

blatant troll/LIEZ/attention whoring is blatant

You might have the rubes in the back like Dirk and Gagh convinced, but you're not selling it to me.

What did I do again? Hijack your account?

How original LOL

 

[Loktar]

alright then. Don't worry though, unlike that pussy Dual, I'll still post at your board and spam and raise some hell.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Another pruning would not surprise me.

Doesn't change anything. My personal mission is to dig the sand out of everyone's clit, put a band-aid on their owies, give them a lollipop and send them on their way.

LET THE HEALING BEGIN!

 

[The Dork Lord]

K good. Maybe you'll make a little more sense over there

 

[Loktar]

Another pruning would not surprise me.

Doesn't change anything. My personal mission is to dig the sand out of everyone's clit, put a band-aid on their owies, give them a lollipop and send them on their way.

LET THE HEALING BEGIN!

But you are part of the problem(as am I) How can you heal the Badlands?

 

[Loktar]

I'm a liar, asshole,douche, whiny emo bitch, and master manipulator that twists things to serve my own selfish ends.

fixed.

 

[The Dork Lord]

So what you're saying is: the biggest problem the Badlands has...is the BADLANDS?

*head assploads*

 

[The Dork Lord]

Start or bump some constructive threads. Lay off Yub and Pickle until they lay off you.

Shit, I turned off bitch mode. Why can't the rest of you?

LC and i tried to turn off the bitch buttons last night.

You saw how well THAT worked...

 

[The Dork Lord]

*shakes head, rolls eyes, face palm, etc.*

 

[Loktar]

So what you're saying is: the biggest problem the Badlands has...is the BADLANDS?

*head assploads*

What a big fucking ego!(ya jerk!) You(and I) are not the Badlands. The Badlands survived without you(and me) before, it can do so again.

 

[Loktar]

:hmm:

 

[The Dork Lord]

What a big fucking ego!(ya jerk!) You(and I) are not the Badlands. The Badlands survived without you(and me) before, it can do so again.

We are two badlands posters. I have no idea how many others you wish to include on your list of "problems".

Is Kitty a problem? Is Yub? Is Love Child a problem? Is Gagh? Dirk? SuN? J&L? Is Dual a problem? Is Gonad? Is Ilyanna a problem?

We are people. Not problems.