How to Troll with Failconrag:
1) Posts don't have to make sense to be effective
Failconrags have a feeble grasp of the english language (and most likely their native tongue as well)
2) Accuse others of your own faults
The switcheroo has always been a hallmark of trolling. This strategy works particularly well if said faults happen to be gay, boring, and/or stupid
3) Everyone loves a suck up
Riding on the coat-tails of admins not only usually results in special privilages, but also gives one the illusion of respect and/or protection from the rest of the posters...
Also there's always the possibility of INTERNETZ SEX!
4) Redundant meme is redundant
type it anyway