I was posting in the Badlands late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For Failcunt from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the mugen mash
The mugen mash
It was a Badlands smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the mugen mash
From my laboratory in the TK east
To the master bedroom where Love Child feasts
The girls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my "electrode"
They did the mash
They did the mugen mash
The mugen mash
It was a Badlands smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the mugen mash
The trolls were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Dork Lord
Dershocka and his Dual.
The scene was rockin', all were spamming and shit
Falc was fapping over Love Child's tits
The spammers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Badlands Five"
They played the mash
They played the mugen mash
The mugen mash
It was a Badlands smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the mugen mash
Out from his bucket, Gagh's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the hole and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Spamsylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the mugen mash
The mugen mash
And it's a Badlands smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Gagh's a part of the badlands
And Falc's mugen mash is the hit of the land
For you, the, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Loktar sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can mugen mash
The mugen mash
And do Falc's Badland smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can mugen mash
