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6001 is a prime number (I think).
 
No, not quite. It divides by seventeen and 353.
 
But 6007, on the other hand...
 
That's a prime number.
 
None of that composite shit.
 
2009 isn't prime.
 
2011 is the next prime year.
 
It's also the second to last year.
 
Since the world ends in 2012.
 
THE MAYA SAID SO11!!1!!!
 
Not really. It's the end of a cycle.
 
Like the sixth or seventh, if I recall correctly.
 
Plus, consider this...
 
You're a Mayan scientist carving a calendar in the side of a rock.
 
It's like the year 1200 or something.
 
Over in Europe, the Magna Carta's approaching; in distant Mongolia, Temujin unites the Mongol tribes, and in the Levant, the Latins have been pushed out of Jerusalem.
 
So you're carving away the dates.
 
"1201, 1202, 1203..."
 
You carve out fucking eight hundred and twelve of them.
 
"... 2012"
 
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