Natalie Portman to enter CBB house?

[CaptainWacky]

"What? No, don't be stupid, I have a career!" said Sarah Michelle Gellar (they asked her too after Portman declined.)

 

[Mentalist]

SMG has a career?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Crappy horror movies is still better than Celeb BB.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Celeb BB is a crappy horror.

Tonight: Jack goes down on Jade, cums in Jermaine's hair!

 

[Gagh]

NATALIE = SPLODGE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PHYLLIDA LAW TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS DELIVERED TO CBB HOUSE AS A PRANK OMG

 

[whisky]

If they are ham and pineapple I am so there

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They are mushroom, olive and regret.

 

[Gagh]

CHARLIE SHEEN TO JETPACK INTO THE CBB HOUSE WITH A LARGE BAG OF COKE, AND GUN-TOTING CHARLTON HESTON TO KICK DOOR IN AND FORCIBLY PURSUADE EVERY TO SHOOT A BLACK?

 

[whisky]

Hasnt heston got Altzeimers?

 

[Gagh]

Makes it more entertaining when he's armed.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

RICHARD SIMMONS TO KEEP KNOCKING AT THE FRINT DOOR CLAIMING TO BE LEO SAYER AND NOT NEEDING UNDIES AS HE ONLY WEAR SILK JOGGING SHORTS ANYWAY, BRITS TO BE UNIMPRESSED AND EAT LARGE AMOUNTS OF MEAT IN FRONT OF HIM AND MAKE HIM CRY LIKE A CRYING RICHARD SIMMONS

 

[Gagh]

RICHARD SIMMONS TO EVEN HAVE FRONT HALF OF AFRO SHAVED OFF TO PASS FOR BALDING SAYER. SAYER TO SUE FOR COPYRIGHT, CAUSING SIMMONS TO CRACK, AND THROW A COLUMBINE, ALBEIT WITH THE PACIFIST WEAPON OF A BUNCH OF ROSES. JON GOODMAN TO BE NAMED AS NEXT BOND?

 

[whisky]

Chandler Bing to get his own show.

Show cancelled after first three episodes

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JOHN GOODMAN'S ABDOMEN CUT OPEN LIKE A SHARK'S, MOST OF THE CAST OF FACTS OF LIFE CRAWL OUT TO SAFETY EXCEPT NATALIE WHO DIED TRYING TO EAT HER WAY OUT.

 

[whisky]

The force ghost of Quint to offer to get the jaws, the tail, the whole damn thing

 

[Gagh]

EMILIO ESTEVEZ AND RICHARD DREYFUSS REUNITE FOR "OH NO, NOT ANOTHER FUCKING STAKEOUT 3" THIS TIME BEHIND THE COUNTER OF A BURGER KING OUTLET?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ROSIE O'DONNELL CALLS ESTEVEZ AND DREYFUSS "OBSESSED WITH HER" FOR NOT CALLING HER TO BE IN IT

 

[Gagh]

ROSIE CALLS DONALD TRUMP AND THEY EAT PIES TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANKIND!

 

[whisky]

That bloke out of down and out in beverley hills to appear in search for remembering his name