Neurotypicals

[CaptainWacky]

WILL NEVER UNDRESTAND

UNLESS I EAT ALL THEIR FUCKING SOCKS

THEN THEY'LLL SEE

THEN THEY'LLL FINALLY SEE

THEY'LLL SAY "WACKY WHY DID YOU EAT MY FUCKING SUCKS?"

AND I'LL SAY "TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND!"

AND THEY'LL SAY "BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

AND I'LLL SAY "AND NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY"

AND THEY'LL SAY "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, WACKY"

AND I'LL SAY "I'M ALREADY OUT OF IT BECAUSE IN MY STATE OF EXISTENCE I CAN NEVER REALLY BE CONSIDERED PART OF THIS WORLD"

AND THEY'LL SAY "SERIOUSLY GET OUT"

AND I'LL SAY "ALTHOUGH I'M NOT REALLY HERE THIS PHYSICAL BODY DOES EXIST AND I GUESS I ATE LOTS OF SOCKS AND NOW IT HURTS PROBABLY TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL MAYBE?"

AND THEYH'LL SAY "FUCKING HELL" NAD TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL

THEN I'LL WAKE UP AND THINK IT WAS A DREAM

BUT THE DOCTOR WILL SAY "I'M AFRAID YOU'VE GOT SOCK-STOMACH NOW"

AND I'LL SAY "WHAT ABOUT MY BRAIN IS THAT STILL THE SAME?"

AND THE DOCTOR WILL SAY "I'M AFRAID SO"

AND I'LL LAUGH AND I'LL LAUGH AND I'LL LAUGH

FUCK YOU ALL

 

[Dr Dave]

SOCK-STOMACH!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm neurotypical.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Admitting it is the first step.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There are special bars down by the docks where neurotypicals can hook up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone here is one except me, Bick and possibly Aquehonga.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(I was being ironic, since different groups differ on the the best use of the word OKAY)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

All the other non-NTs don't post anymore, or are cranky old men who we try to ignore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU PEOPLE

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Some days I'm a fake-happy chip-dipper, and some days I'm the angry guy on the couch looking in on the others' fun.

SOME DAYS I'M A SLICE OF CARROT CAKE.

 

[Cassie]

EAT YOUR CRISPS AND FUCK OFF!

 

[FBI parte due]

tHIS IS HOW I FEEL READING THE 'THINGS OF THE DAY'

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[CaptainWacky]

It's a metaphor for how if you poke through our paper thin reality you'd see unimaginable horrors that would drive you insane.

Also this should be updated.

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[Cassie]

Sometimes I feel like wearing vegetation when I'm not feeling particularly neurotypical http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/03/old-people-wearing-vegetation/

 

[Love Child]

I, have learned some new things here today.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

See. I knew I remembered Jim Davidson being homophobic towards Brian Dowling on Hells Kitchen and NO ONE BELIEVED ME.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIIIIIIIIIIIME.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[FBI parte due]

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