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New I'm high here

alabaster

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high, I'm new here.

Lets get 2 things straight.

1) websites that are dedicated to trolling are gay....how can you troll when it is expected? Poast serious shit or what

2) the only reason I am here is to continue with my scheme to seduce Miss Tanner.

So fuck you all and stay out of my way.
 
Hiya Alabaster!!!

Glad you joined ME here, lol!!
 
alabaster said:
high, I'm new here.

Lets get 2 things straight.

1) websites that are dedicated to trolling are gay....how can you troll when it is expected? Poast serious shit or what

2) the only reason I am here is to continue with my scheme to seduce Miss Tanner.

So fuck you all and stay out of my way.

shut the fuck up, shitty shitty dual.
 
He's no dual, we know him.
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Poast pics of the "parts" Ala....
 
Ruprecht! Do you want the genital cup?

Welcome to TK, alabaster.
 
Panda said:
shut the fuck up, shitty shitty dual.


Jeeeeeezus! Don't tell me you all let the window lickers post here.

I am not a dual.

I am alabaster deplume


any website on the interweb that has an alabaster deplume is me. I have no dual, no equal.

kiss my ass.
 
shut the fuck up, shitty shitty dual.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
He's no dual, we know him.
happy0148.gif

Cranky! how the hell have you been?
 
Miss Tanner said:
Hiya Alabaster!!!

Glad you joined ME here, lol!!



I would follow you anywhere my dear :)
 
alabaster said:
Cranky! how the hell have you been?

Yukkin' it up over here. By the way, Panda is my dual. Just ignore him; I'm trying to piss everyone off here with silly insane shit.
 
Panda said:
shut the fuck up, shitty shitty dual.


What the fuck is up with this repeating piece of shit? Can't you come up with an original post? In fact, from now on whenever you post to my lady, the lovely Miss Tanner, you will post something new and original, and the post must be either witty and or amusing, with limited use of profanity. Otherwise I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
 
I like this guy. Let's keep him.
 
He's fun when he's toasted.

Oh... hmm he's always toasted.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
He's fun when he's toasted.

Oh... hmm he's always toasted.

I was sober once...then I turned 14....lifes been a blur sence then.


So whos the cheif cocksucker around here...who owns this dump?
 
alabaster said:
What the fuck is up with this repeating piece of shit? Can't you come up with an original post? In fact, from now on whenever you post to my lady, the lovely Miss Tanner, you will post something new and original, and the post must be either witty and or amusing, with limited use of profanity. Otherwise I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

You're so nice Ala!

Missed talking to you!
 
alabaster said:
I was sober once...then I turned 14....lifes been a blur sence then.


So whos the cheif cocksucker around here...who owns this dump?

That's either Messenger or Miss Manners.
 
AFAIK, the site belongs to Missmanners.

There are several chief cocksuckers here, all of pretty good mettle: Jack, Mentalist, Messenger being the mods that I know of and Sarek and The Question as lurking old-timers who are not mods that I know of.

If you see Eloisel, be careful; she's extremely fragile.
 
Of course, I know shit, so take everything I said as most likely wrong.
 
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