Cranky Bastard
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Chubby buddy likes fussing, but doesn't like fits.
Lawrence Connor said:Chubby Buddy likes the universe, but doesn't like the universal.
Lawrence Connor said:Chubby Buddy likes Generals, but doesn't like generalities.
Ishcabittle said:Chubby buddy doesn't like smoking pot, but loves eating weed.
Ishcabittle said:Chubby buddy doesn't like sex with dogs, but he loves fucking puppies.
Lawrence Connor said:Chubby Buddy likes bees, but doesn't like bugs.
Chubby Buddy likes trees, but doesn't like birds.
Chubby Buddy likes noodles, but doesn't like pasta.
Chubby Buddy likes floozies, but doesn't like tramps.
Chubby Buddy likes Mississippi, but doesn't like Jackson, MS.
Chubby Buddy likes to snooze, but doesn't like to nap.
Chubby Buddy likes snoozing, but doesn't like dozing.
Chubby Buddy likes napping, but doesn't like to take a nap.
Chubby Buddy likes floors, walls, and roofs, but doesn't like any parts of a house.
Chubby Buddy likes shitting, but doesn't like defecating
Chubby Buddy likes pussy, but doesn't like female genitals.
Chubby Buddy likes pussy, but doesn't like cats.
Chubby Buddy likes pussy, but doesn't like felines.
Chubby Buddy likes toboggans, but doesn't like sleds.
Chubby Buddy likes wool and sheep, but doesn't like lambs, the fibers from the coat of a lamb, nor that same animal when it grows older, nor the fibers from that same animal when it grows older.
Chubby Buddy likes Cigarettes and all forms of Tobacco, but doesn't like Cigars, Snuff, or Dip.
Chubby Buddy likes Splooge and Jizz, but doesn't like Sperm or Semen.
Chubby Buddy likes The Queen, but doesn't like The King.
Chubby Buddy likes The Princess, but does not like the Prince, nor Royalty, nor Nobility.
Cubby Buddy likes Three, but doesn't like one, or two, or four, or five.
Chubby likes all numbers spelled out ending in teen, but dosen't like any numbers in the twenties or thirties, with the exception of twenty three, and thirty three.
Chubby Buddy likes carrots and sweet potatoes, but doesn't like potatoes.
Chubby Buddy likes balloons (doubly?), but doesn't like inflated items.
Chubby Buddy likes to be the center of attention, but doesn't like to be in the spotlight or make a scene.
Chubby Buddy likes Booze, but does not like liquor, liqueur, scotch, whisky, whiskey, gin, vodka, rum, cognac, tequila, bourbon, brandy, cordials, aperitifs, or any other alcohol containing beverages.
Ishcabittle said:AND NOW WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!!