Note to Luci

[Enkephalen]

You know, now that you mention it, I DO recall a certain lust you displayed for me many years. I am quite astonished that said lust remains, even after my long absence from this dump. Such is my power over the fugly snatches like yourself.

Are you going to do something about that nasty mole on the side of your nose?

Sorry, Luci Lips, but you have never seen me, I have never seen you, and it is ridiculous in the extreme that you pass judgment on my looks without ever having seen me. Now, don't you feel just a bit silly? No? Open wide, say "ahhhhh" and I'll snap a few pictures of your well stuffed pie hole and post them to your mum. hplaugh: