Nothing brings out the bitch in me more than stealing from me

[CrazyTXho]

Before I'm through, PayPal, eBay and any other shit turd involved in their little theft scheme are going to wish they'd never, ever in a million years stolen money from me.

Oh my god you have a big ass.
Why would you want to post your j-lo booty for the world to see.

Why would you even use paypal, are you to poor to get a credit card?

 

[missmanners]

What did you buy?
http://www.adulttoy.com/pix/afro american whopper.jpg

oooooooooooooohhhh is that thing any good? I've been thinking about getting a toy.


mm

 

[eloisel]

Oh my god you have a big ass.
Why would you want to post your j-lo booty for the world to see.

Because the men on this board appreciate a nice panty line.

Why would you even use paypal, are you to poor to get a credit card?

Why do you use credit? Are you too poor to pay cash for your little $5 trinkets?

 

[CrazyTXho]

Do they appreciate a big dimpled up ass?

Of course this board is full of people from cons..

Are you one to?? So, do you take a bath?
How much do you way, oh wait.. Your ass tells it all..

Ya fat bitch!

 

[eloisel]

Do they appreciate a big dimpled up ass?

Of course this board is full of people from cons..

Are you one to?? So, do you take a bath?
How much do you way, oh wait.. Your ass tells it all..

Ya fat bitch!

Well, howdy, howdy, there little Dallas gal. I'm just a hop, skip and a jump from your front door ... not that I'd ever show up there. I only go slumming with people I find interesting. So far, all I've seen from you is calling people fat and retards. Is that all you've got? What brings you here anyway? Not enough action on your MySpace or Live Journal? Nobody want to be your friend? Could be those pictures of yourself you're posting. Chick, if you're going to show your tits, get some first that stand out from the blubber surrounding them.

 

[jack]

Isn't Wendy a different screen, Pickle? Mirage, or something?

Christ if it is Wendy, all that sperm has mellowed her, clearly.

 

[eloisel]

Who is Wendy?

I do find it interesting that this noob is all over my ass. She must be a lesbian.

 

[The Watcher]

Don't diss the lesbians.

 

[eloisel]

Don't diss the lesbians.

Dear, just as heterosexuals come in the unsavory, unattractive, and uninteresting variety, so do the homosexuals. That's not dissing, just a fact of life.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I doubt Wendy moved to Texas, and she was never this stupid.

 

[The Watcher]

Dear, just as heterosexuals come in the unsavory, unattractive, and uninteresting variety, so do the homosexuals. That's not dissing, just a fact of life.

I was trying to be silly. Guess I failed.

 

[Cacophony]

I hate Paypal.

Well, actually, they saved me from paying $700 when some asshole got onto my account and started buying shit. But then, when they were trying to convert from pounds to dollars, they didn't do it correctly and were trying to tell me that I owed them 50 bucks.

I told them fuck no, and put a stop payment on the transaction.

It was a real pain in the ass, I had to get a new checking account in case someone had all that information. And to think, I only had a paypal because my friend was having trouble with hers and she just HAD to have a Dooney and Burke purse.

 

[eloisel]

Well, they gave in and gave me my money back. Good for them.

If any online vendor won't sell the thing I want to buy without PayPal, then I don't want their thing.

 

[jack]

ah then, do you like crepes with Serena Organic french press, and a little half and half for breakfast?

 

[eloisel]

Darling, I eat like a truck driver when it comes to breakfast. Biscuits and gravy with sausage crumbled in the gravy, a couple of scrambled eggs, two slices of bacon, a bowl of oatmeal, two pieces of wheat bread toasted with butter and orange marmalade, a cup of coffee and a glass of orange juice. If I'm up for breakfast, I've got big plans for the day and need fuel.

 

[jack]

Yum. I can do that, effortlessly.