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Official communique to all members of the DLA

MessengerX said:
If I have to lick Gagh's asshole out like you do to be green, then I'd rather be red forever, Loktar.

Doesn't bother me. Gagh's arsehole tastes like biscuits. And pours tea everyday at noon.
 
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Number Six said:
With the unscheduled departure of both President VKD, and of Vice President and commander of the DLA armed forces MessengerX, I, Number Six, am hereby taking command of the military.

Jack has, with juvenile glee, begun to spam the forum of the iconic dual god, Grandtheftcow. Worse, he is even conducting a stealthy negging campaign against him!!!

In response to this, I am ordering a partial mobilization of our forces. Talks are still taking place, however, this diplomat would prefer to err on the side of caution.

We also have it on good notice that jack has begun to bolster his own rebel dual army with new recruits.

Let history be a guide - force shall be met with force.


FTC


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Are you catering the event, "six" ?
 
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