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Oh no, spiders!

I'm frightened of dangerous lethal asshole snakes like browns, taipans and red belly black snakes.
 
I was going through my clean laundry to find a matching pair of socks a few hours ago before class, when suddenly there was at least one spider on one of my socks!
It was in my walk in closet's doorway and I was further in, so I screamed and made a running jump over it and into my bedroom. I grabbed my hand can of Raid and blasted the bastard until the entire area was coated in white frosty residue. I was tripping balls at the possibility of more spiders being there, so I ran downstairs to grab my fumigation stuff, gassed my bedroom, and left to go to class as it was starting. I just got back three hours later, ran in holding my breath, opened the balcony door and windows, turned on the fans, and ran out for fresh air.
 
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