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OK, now the alcohol is really kicking in

FYI: I clicked on that OP link today and got a weird virus message. Beware.
 
FYI: I clicked on that OP link today and got a weird virus message. Beware.
I clicked on it and it took me to a weird Japanese page where I could buy hair extensions, tools and lingerie at discount prices.
 
I was a heavy drinker when this thread was first posted.

Just shot past three years sober.

Hard to imagine I'll never touch a drop again - was never the plan. Just having an extended break. Started with 30 days, then 60... now I'm well past 1000. Barely even think about it, which is why I think AA must be such a drag for those who feel they need it - your life still orbiting something you're NOT doing.

I imagine I'll drink again, piss some people off in my life and make a glorious mess of myself. So long as it doesn't become all-consuming as it once did. But then, that's the tricky part - keeping it to occasional and not every day.
 
I was intending on cracking open a drink tonight but forgot.
 
"But it was not, in fact, the last time. In fact, later that night, he would proceed to get into a violent brawl involving a badger, a wheelie bin, and a plastic cup. No one knows who started the fight, but in the end, only the plastic cup walked away unscathed. Also... titty sprinkles."
 
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