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Ok, who's the mole?

If only they knew about Riotgear's message board history. Fucker is a code red level 5 viral meltdown-splosion. It's like injecting an anemic kid with ebola.

Phenomenal troll. God tier, even.
 
Is he good looking or something? A couple of female mockers showed up here looking for him a while ago, it was kind of weird.
 
He has this excellent charade where he tells the internet how much of an alpha male he is instead of allowing others to interpret that from his actions.

So, if you're a gullible, spineless, idiot, you eat it right up. If you're a free thinker, you whip your cock out and smack him around. Fact is, not many people think freely. This is why he's such a fantastic troll.
 
It's like a kid who shows up at a job interview straight out of college and goes to an interview and tells you everything he can do. And then you interview another kid with a decade of experience and no education, and they show you what they can do.

If you're sitting on the internet, going from one message board to the next, telling everyone (without them asking, keep in mind), how much of an alpha male he is (insert example about drugs, sex, wealth, intelligence, physique, ETC).
 
Someone that's always bragging like that usually comes off as a major asshole. That's just me though, I've got low tolerance for braggarts.
 
These Mock threads are my favorite threads to lurk in. I'm not sure why. CARRY ON.
 
jack said:
It was great, her opening post was one of those hot poems where she had a nosebleed while fucking her lover and was very graphic about it. Everyone got grossed out and Douchebaguette made her stay a virgin for a LOOOOOONG time as punishment.

I miss Sally too, I liked it when she talked about her cunt cheese and the flow of her periods and stuff like that but I really don't miss Mock very much.
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Fucking hypocrites. And then they have couple pages long nasty thread about buttplugs.
 
Is this the part where I laugh and point at all the guys talking endlessly about a board they don't care about?
Jibbles, Gear is a performance artist and when he's on he's very good. You of all people should understand that.

So let's see, jack's being nice to El again and it was even easier than I expected. What shall I amuse myself with next? Hmmmmmmm.
 
Donovan said:
Is this the part where I laugh and point at all the guys talking endlessly about a board they don't care about?
Jibbles, Gear is a performance artist and when he's on he's very good. You of all people should understand that.

So let's see, jack's being nice to El again and it was even easier than I expected. What shall I amuse myself with next? Hmmmmmmm.
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Why are you upstairs? I have games, drinks and movies downstairs! Come on, and bring your girlfriend too.
 
I do wish Mock had a "Mark forums read" permanently feature. It currently does not. I get bummed out reading the news stories about all the children missing, and people dying. And now I feel like an ass for typing that.
But srsly, I don't watch the news or serious things before I go to sleep for a reason.

I guess it is one thing to report on it, but dwelling on things that I can't really do anything about happening miles and miles away from me......

Anyone else? Or am I the only one?

PS THIS IS OFFICIALLY A THREAD JACK! : D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT?!?!??!?!??!?!?!
 
Donovan said:
Is this the part where I laugh and point at all the guys talking endlessly about a board they don't care about?
Jibbles, Gear is a performance artist and when he's on he's very good. You of all people should understand that.

So let's see, jack's being nice to El again and it was even easier than I expected. What shall I amuse myself with next? Hmmmmmmm.
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It's nice he has a couple of fans.
 
Jibbles said:
So, if you're a gullible, spineless, idiot, you eat it right up. If you're a free thinker, you whip your cock out and smack him around. Fact is, not many people think freely. This is why he's such a fantastic troll.
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Donovan said:
Jibbles, Gear is a performance artist and when he's on he's very good. You of all people should understand that.
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Are you calling Donovan a gullible spineless idiot?
 
Lol jack you're funny as hell when you're pissed off. I swear I didn't think it would be that easy to get you to reverse your flip on El after all you've said and done, but I forgot just how mercurial and reactive you are. In truth it was easier than siccing you on her to begin with, and THAT was almost an afterthought.
 
How easy was it to get you to make the above post?

Easier than I thought :bigass:
 
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