Olympics opening ceremony

[CaptainWacky]

I can't be bothered watching it. Somebody tell me if anything happens.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Same here. I'm just waiting for the reports of structures collapsing and hoardes of athletes dying of poisonous fumes or water.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

So far, so boring.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Russians haven't roid raged everyone else to death yet?

 

[whisky]

I only saw a few seconds of this, but it annoyed me that one of the athletes was there in the parade with his phone out tweeting pictures.

For gods sake man, we know you are there, just enjoy the moment, don't waste your time hashtagging.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It takes millions of years for all the athletes to come out on parade. They've gotta do something to pass the time.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

No kidding, I think the parade of athletes went on for 3 friggin' hours. zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Having a Refugee team is a pretty badass move though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tom Daley's shorts invisible to the naked eye!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They get smaller every year.

 

[headvoid]

Did you see the Robot sex?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that an Olympic sport now?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Should we talk about Andy in here or in the COME ON ANDY thread?

 

[headvoid]

I had a dream I came on Andy while Wrestling him to the floor. I wiped it off with a passing cat.

There, right there I joined up about 5 threads.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I haven't seen any tennis.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A lot of the 1st round matches were delayed/postponed because of winds or something so they might not have aired when they were supposed to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Murray's struggling against an Italian!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Never mind, he won.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He got to the finals.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And Nadal is playing for the bronze. 12:30PM ET today for Nadal, 2PM ET for Andy.

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