Olympics opening ceremony

[CaptainWacky]

All the running stuff seems to be on in the middle of the night for me but I'm assured that some people ran very fast.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COME ON ANDY (match starting shortly, Nadal won bronze)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Haven't watched much of it, but enjoying photos of our gymnasts.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ANDY MAKES HISTORY! It is good.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Team GB is having a great games, second in the medal table ahead of RED CHINA.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Andy is a nice guy.

Andy Murray Reminds Interviewer That Women Win Gold, Too

 

[headvoid]

He's been masquerading as a grumpy Scot for years! The mask has slipped.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Salmond was mind controlling him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The taekwondo girl is cute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I watched a Cuban beat an American at boxing yetsterday. That must have hurt!

Why do the runners always slow down right before they cross the line? Surely they should run as fast as possible the whole way to get the fastest time? Obviously I'm smarter than them.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Cuban guy winning either won't be shown on NBC, or the American loser will be interviewed instead of him.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Is it over yet?

 

[headvoid]

The Fat lady has sung.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And now Rio gets to watch its newly built Olympic city slowly crumble into unadaptable, unused decay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Already excited for Tokyo 2020!