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OMG THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY MONITORS!

Ishcabittle

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OMG AAOFMAFEO AOF AARUN FUCKNI RUN FROM THE SPIDERESSESESS1!!1




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I CANNOT GET A WAYSS!"!!!¬¬


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HARM HARM WILL COME TO MEE!!!!!!



SPIDER STHE SPIDER IS RIGHT ON THE IBM SYMBOL NOWSSESAFLKFJALKESF¬¬¬¬¬¬!!!!!!!!!


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There's a spider on yer monitors...whack it off?
 
Blade...whack it off? Is that the best way you could put it?
 
He's thinking of something else, methinks.
 
^Haha...maybe so.
 
How many monitors do you have?
 
There's a hall monitor where my kid goes to school.
 
omg that's double the monitors I have, did the spider make a web between them that would be funny lol
 
He didn't make a web, but he did hang out on the little "X" in the Firefox window. He kept hitting the screen right there, like he wanted me to stop posting on TK for a goddamn minute and pay attention to him.

Wait, that was my wife.
 
Does your wife have eight legs too or just the standard three?
 
STANDARD. SHE KICKS LIKE A MULE, TOO.
 
SOUNDS LIKE A RIGHT CATCH YOU'VE GOT THERE AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FISH LOL.
 
sorry I was thinkin about the skeeter on my peter when i said whack it off
 
Isn't thhat a country song? "Skeeter on my peeter, and i'was really glad to meeter, so i bought a bird feeder and it measured seven meters..."
 
WHAT'S IN ITS POCKETSES, PRECIOUS?
 
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