Ishcabittle
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Oldest daughter is 7 now!
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Ishcabittle
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This bebbee is 7 months, crawling all over the place like a goddamn asshole
Ishcabittle
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You see when a sperm loves a lady person very much, they try to hug as hard as they possibly can. Physics ensues, and like a shotgun blast the sperms get all up in them guts. Some time later a bebbe asks for a 529 savings account for weed money in college.
Dr Dave
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Typical baby!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Is it true that babies only eat peas?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Only the owner of a baby can determine that!
Ishcabittle
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It is worth pointing out that I own this baby. As in, this baby is an object and I own this object. I can tattoo him with a picture of a butt on his butt if I wanted, what, are you going to stop me?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You could enter him in "Baby Mario Kart" a tournament where Babies drive Mario Karts for real and the winner's parents receive eight million American dollars. But it's not a real thing.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The babies drive.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It teaches them life skills.
Ishcabittle
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I don't know, perhaps it would be kinda like baseball... you know, not a lot of constant action, but a slow building tension as things progress, moving closer and closer to the inevitable crash and explosions.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I guess I need to sit through a whole baseball game to get to the explosions.