On Mine Field Pond

[Mirah]

I could send you my skunks.
Tonight I thought I was free of them. Had my windows open, just about to curl up into bed and THEN I SMELLED THE SKUNKS! DAMMIT. Closed all the windows.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie to trap people she dislikes in the pond?

 

[Mirah]

Pet eating gets one disinvited from Thanksgiving in my house.

Wait, so Cassie would be uninvited or the badgers? I'm so confused. Also-Thanksgiving at Egg's place this year! Yay!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Everyone invited! Just bring the turkey, stuffing, potatoes, veg, pies, and a bigger house!

 

[Cassie]

I could send you my skunks.
Tonight I thought I was free of them. Had my windows open, just about to curl up into bed and THEN I SMELLED THE SKUNKS! DAMMIT. Closed all the windows.

True story - my mom recently found out what else smells like a skunk and now she knows who the stoners are.

 

[Dr Dave]

Everyone invited! Just bring the turkey, stuffing, potatoes, veg, pies, and a bigger house!

I'll bring the gin!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that why it's called "skunk"...

 

[Cassie]

YES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

 

[whisky]

You never thought about wacky backy? It's half your name!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I detest stoners and all they stand for.

 

[Dr Dave]

Feed them to Bertha?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They'd just say "far out man, 4:20, peace!" while she consumed their flesh.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fo shizzle.

 

[Cassie]

My bff just brought me a big barrel, and I'm going to make a giant filter out of it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are you sure you're building a pond and not a giant bong?

 

[Dr Dave]

You could market the barrel as a tiny home and make $!

 

[whisky]

I don't want to live in a barrel.

 

[Dr Dave]

What about two of them?

 

[whisky]

Are they side by side or on top of each other?