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One FINAL Mine Field blowout before death?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
We are all going to die tomorrow. That is a scientific fact. There is nothing we can do about it.

But we can do something today! One FINAL Mine Field PARTY like THE OLD DAYS! I'm sure every present and former Mine Fielder will be viewing the forum tonight anyway, knowing that as the world is going to end there's no place they'd rather by than RIGHT HERE. SO LET'S GET FUNKY!

:emptybath:

:washing::washing::washing::washing::washing:
 
My nakedness will be a factor.
 
:behindsofa:
 
I probably would come here if it was the end of the world.
 
Everyone quick... move here to Arkansas. We're ten years behind the times.
 
I think I ate too many Galaxy Ministrels, because I though I might as well if I'm going to die anyway. But it was worth it.

BRB need to shit again.
 
My nakedness will be a factor.

:behindsofa:

I think I ate too many Galaxy Ministrels, because I though I might as well if I'm going to die anyway. But it was worth it.

BRB need to shit again.

Poop, nudity, cowering in fear...this is what happens when I'm late to the party.

*drinks excessive amounts of alcohol/takes lots of mind altering drugs*
 
I was at the movie theatre/theater
and I was suddenly cold
and wanted to wrap up in a blanket
however naked
the movie staff did not appreciate this
nakedness shall be the new world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Deadline passed, I guess we made it.
 
Great. Now I have no choice but to go Christmas shopping.

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE ENDED
 
It was raining really hard at midnight last night. I wonder how many people thought it was THE GREAT FLOOD, then when it stopped were they disappointed?
 
dunno, but I never for a minute believed we'd get out of Xmas shopping!
 
That was the true troll. Making us belive that we were all gonna die and not to waste our time or money.

And now the universe (and the Mayans) laugh at us.
 
My left side hurts.
 
It was raining really hard at midnight last night. I wonder how many people thought it was THE GREAT FLOOD, then when it stopped were they disappointed?

*raises hand*

In my defense, it was also scarily windy and I thought it was the SNOWPOCALYPSE before I looked out the window.
 
Death is still coming.
 
Death is always coming.
 
Not for the Princess Diana Zombie.
 
She always had all the luck.
 
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