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One week until the last BB ever starts

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Wednedsay 9th of June at 9pm. Okay, it's just the last UK BB, but the UK BB is the PROPER BB.

Mentalist, you better not let this "World Cup" thing interfere with your viewing. In fact if you don't watch you better not even come on TK at all because I'll just follow you around the show hassling you with "MENTY I WANT YOUR OPINION ON GENERIC BLOND WHO'S PROBABLY BITCH BUT HEY HER ASS IS NICE" posts.

Just a friendly warning!
 
I may be able to follow it, since my BB doesn't start until July.
 
It's the last BB ever. There will be nothing that stops me from watching it. It's going to be tough juggling summer outdoor activities that I'm obliged to take part in (bleh), The World Cup and Big Brother but I will manage it.

I have a really solid UK TV Live Streaming program now so watching it as it's aired is going to be a lot easier.
 
I heard they might be putting some total cunts and bitchy gay guys in the house this year!
 
As long as the guys are cute, buff and have a tendency to giggle, sign me up.
 
IN A SHOCK MOVE SURE TO CHANGE THE DYNAMIC AND DIRECTION OF REALITY TELEVISION FOREVER IT WAS TODAY ANNOUNCED THAT BIG BROTHER PRODUCERS WILL BE PUTTING A BLONDE MODEL WITH SURGICALLY ENHANCED MAMMARY GLANDS IN TO THE HOUSE. EARLY REPORTS INDICATE THAT SHE HAS THE IQ OF A GOLDFISH AND THAT SHE HOPES THAT THERE WILL BE LOTS OF FIT BOYS IN THERE.
 
I think they should put 20 people in there, and it's the job of 12 of them to create a Frankenstein monster from the remaining 8.
 
ANGRY BLACK WOMAN ANGRY ABOUT BEING STEREOTYPED AS ANGRY BLACK WOMAN?
 
BARRY THE NUDIST FROM LEEDS WHO WEARS CLOTHES FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE SHOW - EVEN IN THE SHOWER
 
Maybe this year they will have an attractive lesbian, rather than someone who looks like Fred Flintstone in drag.
 
Anna Nolan from the first BB was quite nice (she was the lesbian nun.)
 
Photos of the house: http://www.bbspy.co.uk/0605/news/big-brother-11-house-pictures-revealed

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I was just going to post them, BUT YEAH. Looks like they've definitely made more effort than the last few years.
 
It looks like BB's gonna be directed JJ Abrams. :phpneutral:
 
It's exciting!
 
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