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Orange Is The New Black

Here are my thoughts on season six, spoilers in the unlikely event anyone ever reads this.

It was about the level of the last few seasons. It was good but sometimes the tone is weird. I know it's a comedy drama but they kept talking about how much rougher things were in Max and how evil some of the prisoners were, but then we'd have flashbacks that leaned heavily towards comedy and stupid pranks involving pooping on things. The flashback to Carol and Barb murdering their kid sister was very disturbing, but in the present day they didn't seem that evil (Barb's actress was better than Carol's but she didn't really do much.) "Daddy" wasn't very convincing as a heavy and had a stupid name. "Badison"'s actress was better but she had a stupid name too and seemed more petty than scary.

I was glad they didn't do a massacre in the kickball game and went for the happy ending, but it was a bit similar to season 3's ending at the lake.

On the plus side, I thought Piper was used quite well this season(!) They didn't have her pretending to be a badass anymore and she was more back in her season one role of being well meaning but clueless. The wedding to Alex was sweet.

On the DOWN SIDE they got rid of many characters I actually liked (Maritza, Boo, Soso, that Muslim woman whose name I can't remember) but kept Daya, the worst acted, least convincing character in the show's history and gave her a story where she transformed into a lesbian drug-addicted gangster over the course of three episodes. Shockingly enough she couldn't pull it off!

Red going totally crazy was disappointing. I hope she gets a good ending (I assume next season is the last?) Taystee's story was good but we could have seen more of her trial. Did Lorna lose the baby?

I was pleased they showed that some of the guards are actually people rather than having them all be cartoon evil all the time.

Anyway yeah it was fine!

Just putting Laura Prepon's arm in a sling isn't really doing much to distract from her very obvious pregnancy.

I may have been wrong about this (she gave birth before filming started I think) but there was definitely something going on in the first half of the season when her arm was in the sling and she was sitting down all the time.
 
I love how quickly they killed off...

Daddy and her awful name and acting.

"Special Guest Star Diane Guerrero" was satisfying to see.
 
The final season was actually good! The show has been up and down in quality over the years, but I felt like they listened to some of the complaints about season six (the two most annoying characters didn't stick around long in seven!) and introducing the ICE story at the end of season six turned out to be a great decision. With so many shows these days having really bad finales I wasn't really expecint much from the last episode, but it delivered and I actually felt emotional in the final montage where we saw characters we haven't seen since the prison transfer at the end of season five. The main character death (I don't know why I'm not just posting spoilers when nobody will ever read this) was just as sad as Poussey's. Most of the characters got some kind of closure and I hope Daya died she deserves to die.

Minor negatives would be there was still a bit too much Piper (did we really need the episode where she went camping) and Laura Prepon spent most of the season in a closet. Red's dementia story was well acted by Kate Mulgrew but felt rushed. Would she really have forgotten Frieda so quickly?

So yeah if you've watched the previous six seasons and are wondering if you should watch I would say "yes."
 
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