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LeaderofthePack

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Hello all. How is everyone? I am well and new here, so i thought I would drop a line about myself.
I work with puppies to socialize them for adoption in a local dog shelter. My biggest kick is working with the ones just newly weaned at like 8 or 9 weeks old. My favorite show is the Dog Whisperer and also I am a lycanthrope.
I thinbk I have the best job in the world. In many ways, dogs and canines are better then human beings, and I enjoy spending my time with my little charges.
 
Oooh this is gonna be good ::twisted:
 
No, it isn't. It's going to be extremely sad.
 
Painful I think.
 
Painful? Why. I am just a nice guy that's into dogs, that's all.
 
I just ate a doughnut. It had JAM in it.
 
That means Henoch got to your donut first. And fucked it.
 
Is Henoch a were beast? I wonder.....
 
...I was wondering why it tasted salty...
 
LeaderofthePack said:
Hello all. How is everyone? I am well and new here, so i thought I would drop a line about myself.
I work with puppies to socialize them for adoption in a local dog shelter. My biggest kick is working with the ones just newly weaned at like 8 or 9 weeks old. My favorite show is the Dog Whisperer and also I am a lycanthrope.
I thinbk I have the best job in the world. In many ways, dogs and canines are better then human beings, and I enjoy spending my time with my little charges.
Lame.
 
A student of yours perhaps?
 
Nope, not one of ours.
 
Ah. I'm sure you can see how the mistake was made. Same lameness and all. ;)
 
A: We aren't lame.
B: Our lameness is of a totally different style.
 
I want everyone to take a closer look at this post. There is some humor in here. Read it one more time.

LeaderofthePack said:
Hello all. How is everyone? I am well and new here, so i thought I would drop a line about myself.
I work with puppies to socialize them for adoption in a local dog shelter. My biggest kick is working with the ones just newly weaned at like 8 or 9 weeks old. My favorite show is the Dog Whisperer and also I am a lycanthrope.
I thinbk I have the best job in the world. In many ways, dogs and canines are better then human beings, and I enjoy spending my time with my little charges.
 
Did you catch it? No? Here, try again. This time, think wacko.


LeaderofthePack said:
Hello all. How is everyone? I am well and new here, so i thought I would drop a line about myself.
I work with puppies to socialize them for adoption in a local dog shelter. My biggest kick is working with the ones just newly weaned at like 8 or 9 weeks old. My favorite show is the Dog Whisperer and also I am a lycanthrope.
I thinbk I have the best job in the world. In many ways, dogs and canines are better then human beings, and I enjoy spending my time with my little charges.
 
Alright...

I'll highlight my favorite part.

LeaderofthePack said:
Hello all. How is everyone? I am well and new here, so i thought I would drop a line about myself.
I work with puppies to socialize them for adoption in a local dog shelter. My biggest kick is working with the ones just newly weaned at like 8 or 9 weeks old. My favorite show is the Dog Whisperer and also I am a lycanthrope.
I thinbk I have the best job in the world. In many ways, dogs and canines are better then human beings, and I enjoy spending my time with my little charges.

This freak is claiming to be a warewolf! That's hysterical.
 
Why are you so concerned with giving this dual attention?
 
I don't know. Probably the same reason I give your mom attention. Pitty mostly.
 
Conchaga said:
I don't know. Probably the same reason I give your mom attention. Pitty mostly.
Your dual sucks.

And what the hell is 'pitty'?
 
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