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Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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NOW I HAVE TO RE-ALPHABETIZE EVERYTHINK, AND NOW MY POPCORN IS BURNED.
 
lame
 
Fuck you, Dave, it's the truth. The whole collection is out of wack. And the popcorn bit.
 
I missed something...
 
I'm just trying to tell a personal story from life experienced, is all.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Fuck you, Dave, it's the truth. The whole collection is out of wack. And the popcorn bit.
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Dammit Ishcabittle, I'm a doctor not a whore.
 
Well, Ish, your first mistake was having popcorn for breakfast!
I'm eating a healthful bowl of oatmeal as we speak! With maple syrup and a sprinkling of raw sugar on top as we're already out of the chocolates we bought to hand out to the kids!
Now, I bet Wacky, being Scottish, eats oatmeal too. [either that, or he loathes it. Which I'll ignore.]
So that's TWO people who will be posting at TK when they are in their doddering nineties.
[And possibly Menty, as he'll be pickled by all that Stoli!]

What about YOU, Ishcabittle? I have spelled your name correctly since the first time you posted here, and I implore you: MAKE GOOD CHOICES!


JUST SAY NO TO POPCORN.
 
I wouldn't eat popcorn if you paid me to. Except I would.
 
Popcorn makes my stomach hurt
 
I won't live to my seventies let alone my nineties.
 
I'm eating soup from Germany for brekfast.
 
Most of the women in my family lived into their nineties.. the men on the other hand usually die young.
 
curiousa2z said:
Well, Ish, your first mistake was having popcorn for breakfast!
I'm eating a healthful bowl of oatmeal as we speak! With maple syrup and a sprinkling of raw sugar on top as we're already out of the chocolates we bought to hand out to the kids!
Now, I bet Wacky, being Scottish, eats oatmeal too. [either that, or he loathes it. Which I'll ignore.]
So that's TWO people who will be posting at TK when they are in their doddering nineties.
[And possibly Menty, as he'll be pickled by all that Stoli!]

What about YOU, Ishcabittle? I have spelled your name correctly since the first time you posted here, and I implore you: MAKE GOOD CHOICES!


JUST SAY NO TO POPCORN.
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Thank you for the courtesy of correct spelling. I can appreciate that, but please note the time I opened the thread... popcorn was my midnight snack, and as it was quite unsatisfying, I made a garlic and mushroom omlette.

Although I do agree that oatmeal is good for you, and now I promise to eat vast, vast amounts of the stuff.
 
Less rolled oats for you !
 
I think I'll live to be 38 at least!
 
Why not 40?
 
Who knows.
 
42 is worth sticking around for.

I make no guarantees about 43.
 
WHAT ABOUT 109?
 
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