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Past Pics Of EIers...

CoyoteUgly said:
How'd you like to get into an elevator with this bunch?

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............URRRRRRRRRRR...........BUUUUUUUUUUUUHRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Wait... everyone look at this pic of A Karas again.
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Is that a wet spot on his right inside thigh? Did that fucker piss himself?
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Oh dear.


Oh fucking dear.
 
I'm busy with another less disgusting project right now but my wild photoshop skillz and this thread will meet again very soon.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Who's the red-haired midget in that pic above? Is that T'Bonz or TerriO or some other red-haired midget?
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I'm not a midget. I'm average height now, but back in the Dark Ages when I was a teen, I was considered tall.

I wasn't at this meetup. I've read the board upon occasion and have no quarrel with them, but I'm not really an Ex Isler. Can't remember the last time I was over at their board.

You guys are brutal. Should be a rule that if you're going to diss pictures, you must post your own so we can diss 'em. :p
 
Everyone has seen my pictures. But if it helps:

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Diss away. You can say plenty about me I'm certain, but I at least don't look unwashed.
 
My rosacea broke out overnight, turning my face quite red. I felt awful and ugly all day. Suddenly, I feel beautiful again. I feel so beautiful, in fact, I can hardly wait to get up in the morning and go shopping. Somewhere out there is a new dress and a pair of shoes with my name on them. If anybody asks me why my face is so red, I will gaze at them sweetly and tell them it really doesn't matter because overall I'm gorgeous so a little red is no big thing.

Actually, those people look incredibly ordinary and very well fed. That is nice. If they were all beautiful, they might be intimidating. Then, I'd need two new dresses to get over it.
 
eloisel said:
My rosacea broke out overnight, turning my face quite red. I felt awful and ugly all day. Suddenly, I feel beautiful again. I feel so beautiful, in fact, I can hardly wait to get up in the morning and go shopping. Somewhere out there is a new dress and a pair of shoes with my name on them. If anybody asks me why my face is so red, I will gaze at them sweetly and tell them it really doesn't matter because overall I'm gorgeous so a little red is no big thing.

Actually, those people look incredibly ordinary and very well fed. That is nice. If they were all beautiful, they might be intimidating. Then, I'd need two new dresses to get over it.
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My boss has a zit that looks like his pineal is deperately trying to escape from his forehead, so I can relate.

I would put your head in my lap and put cool lavender and rose compresses gently on your face and brush your hair slowly until you stopped feeling so bad.
 
Mentalist said:
Everyone has seen pictures of me.
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You're pretty fucking cute for a guy.

Now see...I'm the genuine troll article. I take the most unflattering pics you could possibly imagine.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
How'd you like to get into an elevator with this bunch?

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You expected them to look at the very least bit attractive? Stupid motherfucker aren't you? Why do you think they spend their lives online? Naturally, one should be reviewing a picture of yourself. I am absolutely confident you would fit right in with that bunch. Ever worse, I doubt you could get laid by any of those pigs everyone calls 'females'.
 
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