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It's like tK's the patch for the bottle
 
Hmmm.... Iced Tea or TK. What a choice.
 
I don't drink alcoholic beverages of any kind. (I'm diabetic.)
Iced tea, Diet Coke, Diet Dr. Pepper, water, coffee, sugar free hot cocoa.
Am I doomed?
 
That's what I do. Except I had to give up cigarettes for obvious reasons. Diet and tK.
 
We are doomed, then. It is either TK or sugar free pie, a glass of water, no smokes, and no beer.
 
eloisel said:
We are doomed, then. It is either TK or sugar free pie, a glass of water, no smokes, and no beer.
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The fuck?

If things are that bad, I recommend a .38 in the mouth. That'll break your TK addiction.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
The fuck?

If things are that bad, I recommend a .38 in the mouth. That'll break your TK addiction.
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LOL - and I thought I was being melodramatic.
 
CoyoteUgly, you need a new thread now. It is the new year, in fact several have passed since you first posted this thread.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
No shit. Ok, my hairline is receding, I'm 40, and I could stand to lose about 15 lbs, but I'm a fucking stud compared to the dorks showing up at this thing.

Makes me feel better about myself.
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Interesting.
 
Consumer: Maybe if you put all of those things in a blender together....
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Ewww ... you'd drink that? Put some hot dogs in there too!
 
Ya know, they say you can never go home. When you do go home, everything seems smaller. Like the house you grew up in is now the size of Malibu Barbie's house.

So I come on back to TK for a little sip of nostalgia and what do you know? It's reduced in size. The new improved and fun size TK has shrunk in size. Huh! Who'da figured?
 
That's just because you haven't been to the Super Secret Forums. TK is kind of like the Tardis. It looks small on the outside but it is infinite on the inside.

However, you probably won't want to go into the SSFs. I've heard they take the piss out of each other in there. Ewww.
 
eloisel said:
. . .
I've heard they take the piss out of each other in there. Ewww.
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Really? How intriguing. I wonder at their methods for removal. *strokes chin, looks pensive* Do they bottle it and sell it under the TK label?
 
Enkephalen said:
Really? How intriguing. I wonder at their methods for removal. *strokes chin, looks pensive* Do they bottle it and sell it under the TK label?
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I'm not going to think too hard about what methods of extraction and collection they might use. It would probably give me nightmares. The little scenario of a John Cleese looking type person screaming "You won't get any pudding until you piss in this rubber hose," just played out in my mind. Ewww.
 
Are they still attempting to lure the unwashed into futile clamoring to gain entrance into their Sooper Sekrit Lair just so they can mince away in what they consider a patronizing swagger?

Well, you do know what happens when you leave boys to their own devices? They tend to reduce themselves to the lowest common denominator.

Ah, well, males -- gotta love that dumb stick maneuvering.
 
Enkephalen said:
Are they still attempting to lure the unwashed into futile clamoring to gain entrance into their Sooper Sekrit Lair just so they can mince away in what they consider a patronizing swagger?

Well, you do know what happens when you leave boys to their own devices? They tend to reduce themselves to the lowest common denominator.

Ah, well, males -- gotta love that dumb stick maneuvering.
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Yeah, I know, but it is what gets stuff done. Men, you've just got to love them. Or tape them in action and watch them doing man stuff on big screen TV while eating quiche, drinking iced tea, and chatting with the girlfriends.
 
Or tape them in action and watch them doing man stuff on big screen TV while eating quiche, drinking iced tea, and chatting with the girlfriends.
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I'd much rather use duct tape and tape them spread eagle on a four poster. Yummmm! So much to play with.
 
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