Paula Hamiliton

[CaptainWacky]

Already hate her and her VT isn't over yet.

 

[The Tomtrek]

People who describe themselves as eccentric.

Ugh.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Dressed tonight as Zephram Cochrane.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was in an advert 20 years ago. AN ADVERT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She thought Toadie was just some random guy who wandered in to save her?

 

[headvoid]

Automatic death please!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She seems unhinged.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wondeer if she will grab her stomach every time she has to face anything unpleasant.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She failed the psych test on the Channel 4 version of BB three years ago. But 5 don't care.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I haven't seen anything since the first episode but she seemed like the type who'd claim to be spiritual but not religious.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if all those people she's been friends with for 27 years know they're friends with her...

 

[CaptainWacky]

She sure seems mentally stable.

 

[headvoid]

Here is an excerpt from a 2011 daytime reality show called "Celebrity 5 go to..." I must admit I hadn't heard of it, and it stars Christopher Biggins so it must be a big programme lol.

I've put my favourite line in bold. Clearly she has been parading her mental illness for some time.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-previews/paula-hamiltons-as-mad-as-a-box-of-frogs-131233

Paula Hamilton's as mad as a box of frogs
29 May 2011 00:01

Showbiz foes turn on nutty model
Celebrity Five Go To... Celebrity Five Go To...

When her exasperated showbiz foes rounded on her because she’s mad as a box of frogs, potty Paula Mentalist is a god!Hamilton stormed: “I’m just one big funny joke!”

Not so sure about the funny bit.

“I’m known as a TV presenter,” she said. No you’re not.

Celebrity Five Go To... hell and back thanks to the crazy ranting of a superMentalist is a god!annuated model who travels everywhere with a kettle she calls George.

“Being dyslexic dyspeptic autistic,” she garbled. “I have to have so much fatty acids and lots of water... to stop me from being a complete and utter loopy girl.”

Sadly, her amazing sanity diet doesn’t seem to work very well.

Sympathy for Christopher Biggins, Apprentice dork Stuart Baggs and the gang as self-obsessed Paula’s non-stop me-me-me monologue ruined their free trip to Cape Town.

But decent daytime fare from Channel 4... proving no one ever gets along on holiday. Real rows, genuine tantrums, terrific telly.

Back to old Ma Hamilton: “Some of you may remember some awful escapades in the newspapers about my drinking.”

And many of you may not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder what's being word filtered there.

 

[whisky]

Seems like everything.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Slight plot hole with the story of holding two knives with outstretched arms and somehow looking both men in the eyes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Evicted.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The public got rid of crazy before lazy. Interesting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She revealed that her coconut Boris is actually gay on BOTS. So there's that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Slight plot hole with the story of holding two knives with outstretched arms and somehow looking both men in the eyes.

She obviously used her third eye.