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Penis analyzer

"THE PRETTY CANNON FIGHTER WITH NO ABILITY"

OMG LMAO!!!!

can I use this for my sig, Tisi??!?!
 
I BET IF THERE WAS A CLIT ANALYSER THE PC POLICE WOULD SHUT IT DOWN!!!1
 
THE MASOCHISTIC PETITE GUPPY

Oddly poetic
 
The man should not keep the clit down!
 
Length : 140mm
Circumference : φ44mm
Shaft Curve : 28°
Shaft Angle : 9°
Glans Angle : 0°
Shaft Expansion rate : 100%
Glans Expansion rate : 92%

THE PASSIVE ROMANTIC COPERNICUS
BigDickMcGee's Penis
Ability : 34%

Kind of disappointing.
 
You'd think they would jigger the program to accommodate someone who enters the name BIG DICK.
 
:eek:

FORD - Frequently Occurring Rectal Damage!
 
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