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Perez Hilton

CaptainWacky

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I want to smell dark matter
WTF are his teeth.
 
OH FUCK.
 
NOW THAT HE'S THERE, PLEASE KEEP HIM. PLEASE.
 
He seems to be doing a lot of arse-licking.
 
That's who he is -- as a shitty gossip blogger, licking celeb ass is the only way he keeps from getting killed.
 
Didn't he send Madonna a bomb or something.
 
He draws dripping cartoon penises on celebrity photos. Or at least he used to, before he allegedly became "nice" Perez Hilton when he adopted a kid.

I have never felt more sorry for a child in my life.
 
I liked it when the doors had barely half opened on someone and you could hear him already shouting from the bottom of the stairs "HI, IM PEREEEEZ!"
 
At least he promised not to molest the old man in bed.
 
The old man should still worry -- he's also a liar.
 
Oh God, just saw his video...

He is the reason the word "retard" shouldn't be retired by the PC police.
 
He was actually in the right with Ken tonight and I'm glad someone stood up to the fat git, but his voice is still annoying.
 
He said the right things, but I doubt he was speaking from any real, learned conviction. It's what he heard other reality show people say on TV whenever they show up the bully/villain in the house.

I really think there is nothing true or redeeming about him. If you took away his job & fame, he would crumble into dust.
 
All I heard during his complaining about Boobgate was "NO YOU GUYS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S ABOUT MEEEEEEEE!"
 
He got a warning for threatening Ken apparently lol.
 
GET PEREZ OUT! GET PEREZ OUT! GET PEREZ OUT! GET PEREZ OUT! THEN KILL HIM DEAD LOL
 
The longer he is in there, the more time you have without him in america.

You should be longing for him to stay in.
 
That's just it – I can normally avoid him. He doesn't have his own TV show, so all I really have to do is stay off his website, and I'm covered. I don't watch E! or The Talk, so I don't often happen upon him by accident.

But now, he's infecting one of my favorite pasttimes. He must be destroyed.
 
I wonder if they'll fix the next eviction to keep him in longer.
 
But it's not like he's all that interesting as a villain -- he's simply unpleasant to watch. I would think he's driving viewers away more than enticing hate-watchers, which is what Ken and Katie have been doing.
 
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