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Petition for a third Paddington movie

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Sign here and I'll send it to the relevant authorities.
 
Sure why not
 
809 signatures already!
 
Something is fishy here...
 
Only three days and already 6,249 signatures! Say thank you, Paddington...



Close enough!
 
If I sign will I get a free Paddington coffee mug?
 
I want a Paddington costume then!
*Signs*
 
I told my friend at the coffee shop to tell her friends and she did, she even passed it around her child's classroom on their last day of school and then went door to door with it and some girl scout cookies she had saved in her freezer.
 
That must be how we hit TWENTY THOUSAND SIGS this morning! 22,382 as of this minute!
 
RIGGED!
 
My pitch for the third movie is that Paddington gets married to a girl bear, but she's run over by a drunk driver at the end of the first act and the rest of the movie is Paddington out for revenge.

 
Oscar here you come!
 
I've just been informed that my poor taste idea for the movie, that goes against the very spirit of everything that makes Paddington so magical, has resulted in all signatures being deleted and the petition being ripped up into very small pieces.

I'm sorry, Paddington.
 
There's always Alf.

Oh wait Alf's father just died.

There's always Garfield. Or Alf.
 
Noooo!
 
Noooo!
 
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