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PI for Gear

What, you think those child's drawings of humans they currently send won't already do the trick?
 
rofl! That would be a good moment to drop a hint that the annihilation of the human race would leave you speechless.
 
Imagine alien visitors saying "How do we get this guy to STFU?"

I could see that conversation.

Gear: "You SAY you're Martians, but I did a little digging and I noticed the Venusians showed up almost IMMEDIATELY after you assholes, and with the SAME spaceships. Pretty FUCKING convenient, wouldn't you say?"

Martians: "Uhhhhh..."

Gear: "Yeah that's what I thought. Venusian fuckin socks."
 
Then all the Martians and Venusians would reconvene on Jupiter to bitch about what an asshole Gear was.

Earth is saved, YAY!
 
It's the Venusians, man. You sure he hasn't switched sides against huma... oh wait. Why would we want humanity to survive again?
 
For a few hours I tried "dicyphering" the coded "Personal Information" that you seeming posted for the Gear fellow. After ruling out a number of different possiblilities, I finally gave up and went back and wondered, well what the hell else does "P.I." stand for? After a while I went back reread the numbers slowly and carefully and figured out that it doesn't stand for anything. When you said Pi you really ment Pi. :hmm:

Fuck you Ily. And double fuck you for fake banning me.
 
For a few hours I tried "dicyphering" the coded "Personal Information" that you seeming posted for the Gear fellow. After ruling out a number of different possiblilities, I finally gave up and went back and wondered, well what the hell else does "P.I." stand for? After a while I went back reread the numbers slowly and carefully and figured out that it doesn't stand for anything. When you said Pi you really ment Pi. :hmm:

Fuck you Ily. And double fuck you for fake banning me.

You're kidding? Where's Kitty?
 
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