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Players to Watch Out For

^that would be nice, and less tedious than reading your pseudo French Canadian accent. We won't tell anyone.


p.s. but if you want to continue the facade of being French Canadian, watch those prepositions.... ;)
 
Gagh said:
Nope, but then we didn't see much of Rooney, because England were absolutely awful.
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- as I told ER, by the end of the game, I had no nails left, and my voice was hoarse from screaming at Crouch and Lampard - although finally Crouch recalled what to do with a ball in front of the net, to give him credit.
My shattered nerves! They can't expect to continue to play like this against the big guns!

And Where's Walcott!? He can't do much worse.
 
Gagh said:
BECAUSE THIS WAS FOR GENERALLY LESS WELL KNOWN PLAYERS.

You seem to know something about footy so do us all a favour AND POST NORMALLY, not like some smacked up knobber who needs a seriously good fucking kicking. I'd love to chat with you, but you're too busy being a total cunt to get any use out of this forum. Drop the act and behave normally for once in your life.
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Paladin is total cunt needs seriously good fucking kicking? If say so Gagh fagh. Anyway Paladin say is true Michael Owen not be spectacular self but believe he will step up to round thing call plate. Rooney is good player but Paladin is believe Michael Owen have more skill. Is like our ice hockey. Wayne Gretzky many skill is like Michael Owen. Rooney is like Ron Francis good player all-around but not many skill same Michael Owen.
Aussi, Paladin is watch Portugal vs. Iran. Very bads Portugal have too difficult time defeat Iran is team lucky Iran not win. Paladin say for certainement Portugal will go to next round but not into round after that team is not play like capable of. Iran is shit team but give Portugal time difficulte.
Luis Figo est good player but getting too old. Paladin watch Luis Figo play World Cup 2002. Paladin see Luis Figo is slow down. Saw Iranian player catch up to Luis Figo easily, take ball and run away with. Luis Figo become fache because he know he too slow is from age advanced.
 
curiousa2z said:
^that would be nice, and less tedious than reading your pseudo French Canadian accent. We won't tell anyone.


p.s. but if you want to continue the facade of being French Canadian, watch those prepositions.... ;)
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Paladin not French-Canadian? Sacre bleu!! Paladin discover is British mans! Paladin check teeth be right back!
 
Paladin said:
Paladin is total cunt needs seriously good fucking kicking? If say so Gagh fagh. Anyway Paladin say is true Michael Owen not be spectacular self but believe he will step up to round thing call plate. Rooney is good player but Paladin is believe Michael Owen have more skill. Is like our ice hockey. Wayne Gretzky many skill is like Michael Owen. Rooney is like Ron Francis good player all-around but not many skill same Michael Owen.
Aussi, Paladin is watch Portugal vs. Iran. Very bads Portugal have too difficult time defeat Iran is team lucky Iran not win. Paladin say for certainement Portugal will go to next round but not into round after that team is not play like capable of. Iran is shit team but give Portugal time difficulte.
Luis Figo est good player but getting too old. Paladin watch Luis Figo play World Cup 2002. Paladin see Luis Figo is slow down. Saw Iranian player catch up to Luis Figo easily, take ball and run away with. Luis Figo become fache because he know he too slow is from age advanced.
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Would you like me to ask you nicely to post like a normal person, because I can and will, if it means you contributing to this forum. As I said, you seem to actually know a bit about football, and posting about it in whatever character you are attempting to portray is just a waste.

In that, I ask you to please drop the act, and post as yourself.
 
Conchaga said:
Yep, you were right. He's a slippery little fucker. Elbowed our best striker right in the eye.
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I enjoyed it when that very same striker displayed a bewildered look as if to say 'what did I do? He ran his face into my elbow! I protest! He threw his face at my elbow! You liar!'
 
Conchaga said:
Yep, you were right. He's a slippery little fucker. Elbowed our best striker right in the eye.
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What an idiot. He's a very talented playmaker, when not pulling that sort of shit. Had to go.
 
I know. He's a great footballer. He has the potential to be Italy's next Vieri. Yet, he's young and brash.
 
Gagh said:
This is my list of players to watch out for - this doesn't include well-known established stars! Happy to discuss with anyone, if you're wondering who the hell they are, and why I've chosen them

Germany: Bastien Schweinsteiger, Lukas Podolski
Poland: Euzebiusz Smolarek, Maciej Zurawski
Trinidad & Tobago: Chris Burchill
Argentina: Carlos Tevez
Ivory Coat: Emmanuel Eboue, Bonaventure Kalou, Aruna Dindane
Serbia & Montenegro: Nikola Zigic
Mexico: Zinha
Portugal: Simao
Italy: Daniele De Rossi
USA: Eddie Lewis
Czech Republic: Jaroslav Plasil
Croatia: Niko Kranjcar
Australia: Tim Cahill
Switzerland: Philippe Senderos, Johan Vonlanthen
Spain: Iniesta


Other than that, I can't wait to find out about all the players from the countries I know absolutely nothing about!
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I guess Zinha, Cahill, Senderos, Dindane, Tevez & Podolski all proved themselves. Most of them did squat though!
 
You forgot: Murdock, Barakas, Smith, Peck, Mars, Kane, Echolls, Summers, Harris, Rosenberg, Windham-Price, Giles, Flintstone, Rubble, Cagney and Lacey.
 
You know fuck all about football, so why bother ruining the thread with crap like that?
 
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