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[Lord Raffles]

What the fuck are you looking at? Fuck off or we'll all kick your head in; these swings belong to the pre-Raffleites!

 

[Gagh]

The roundabout is mine bitch, now get outta my face while I drink this WKD BLUE FUCKING 'ARD 'AVVIT!

 

[jack]

GET THE FUCK OFF THAT FUCKING SWING

 

[Lilac]

The fortress is mine, bitches!

 

[Lord Raffles]

Fuck off! Can't you see I'm trying to have a fuck behind the bike shed?

Someone pass the glue.

 

[Bickendan]

*Hands Raffles the glue*

Straight from the horse.

 

[Ned Gauthier]

ulls a ponytail:

 

[Lilac]

That's not how you get a girl's attention, y'know...

 

[jack]

He still thinks dipping it in the inkwell is foreplay.

 

[jack]

Which is why he doesn't get laid 2.3 times a week.

 

[Lilac]

Well, yeah, if he dips it in calligraphy ink as foreplay-- course that's why he ain't gonna get laid :bigass:

 

[Conchaga]

I saw this really cool playset yesterday.

 

[Gagh]

And...?