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Lord Raffles

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What the fuck are you looking at? Fuck off or we'll all kick your head in; these swings belong to the pre-Raffleites!
 
The roundabout is mine bitch, now get outta my face while I drink this WKD BLUE FUCKING 'ARD 'AVVIT!
 
GET THE FUCK OFF THAT FUCKING SWING
 
The fortress is mine, bitches!
 
Fuck off! Can't you see I'm trying to have a fuck behind the bike shed?

Someone pass the glue.
 
*Hands Raffles the glue*

Straight from the horse.
 
That's not how you get a girl's attention, y'know...
 
He still thinks dipping it in the inkwell is foreplay.
 
Which is why he doesn't get laid 2.3 times a week.
 
Well, yeah, if he dips it in calligraphy ink as foreplay-- course that's why he ain't gonna get laid :bigass:
 
I saw this really cool playset yesterday.
 
And...?
 
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