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Please god...

Sarek said:
We don't ask for much here at TK. Not much at all.
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Actually, you whine at the drop of a hat. Or sock. Or used condom.
We really don't require much in the way of attention.
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ROFLMAOPIPOMGWTFBBQ!!!!11
Thank you.
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Anytime. I'm off to blow strange men on park benches. But it's the slow season now. Funny, the busiest time for me is Fleet Week...
 
Gay guy walks into a bar with a sombrero, a twelve-inch dildo and a live parrot. Bartender says "Jesus Christ, where'd you get that thing?"

Parrot says, "He came with the hat."
 
One homo walks into a mens room and catches a second who just finished pounding himself to orgasm. With out missing a beat, he asks, "You going to eat that?"
 
Sarek said:
We don't ask for much here at TK. Not much at all. A server that doesn't fuck up, software that's bug free. Admins with half a brain.

We really don't require much in the way of attention. We're pretty self sufficient and in many ways, people are fairly friendly to each other. But it's now gotten to the point where we need to ask, nay, beseech you,

CAN YOU SEND US SOME FUCKING NOOBS WITH HALF A BRAIN AND SOME FUCKING TALENT NEXT TIME!!

Thank you.
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Why be desperate for noobs when I am here now? Word has spread that the great SAINT LUCIFER is here to stay! They will all be beating a path to the door of Troll Kingdom. Fear not little, fat fucker.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Well, come on. They're BRITS....
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Ah yes, the very same Brits who literally won WWI and WWII. Those Brits? At least they were not cowardly like you dumbshit Americans who only arrived AFTER the enemy was soundly defeated. Now sit back and shut the fuck up, like any cowardly Yank would do. If you want proof you Americans are cowards, look no further than Canada. Many times we have had your dumbfuck soldiers going AWOL, only to show up on our doorstep demanding asylum so that they need not fight any of your wars. I may use a yellow font to complete my posts, but at least I am not like the typical Yank who walks around with a yellow belly.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Oh yeah, let's not forget the Canadians.... :|
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The very same Canadians who entered both WWI and WWII IMMEDIATELY upon declaration of war? We waited FOREVER for the Americans to show up. Interestingly, they did show up, but only after our foe was made to be our bitches. Would those be the Canadians you are talking about?
 
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